I am Obama that healeth thee!

"For I will restore health unto thee, & will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the Lord" Jer. 30:17a


That's right, folks! Just as the mighty healing hand of God, Obama's new health care bill has swept America with 'biblical' change. An overwhelming 2 vote surplus has made this 'historic' legislature, that is comparable only to some random European Progressive Socialist poppycock agenda, a 'almost' law. All we need now is to spend more tax money for congress to argue about this thing some more and then for Obama to give his Herby Hancock and BAM!
"For the first time in our nation’s history, Congress has passed comprehensive health care reform. America waited a hundred years and fought for decades to reach this moment. " says Obama. You hear that?! We "fought for decades to reach this moment"!

So don't you all feel stupid?.. I thought that by now, you (my fellow Stupid American friends), have learned your lesson. You can't stop Obama's "mommy state", so stop trying! While you thought you were the majority sentiment of the country that felt like something was being crammed down your throats, you were all wrong! Your elected officials know better then you what you want. Isn't that why you elected them? Isn't that why congressional approval ratings are soaring in high teens? The "people" have spoken and they said "yay"! Oh, yes they did! Well... Actually... ok, here's what happened... As I recall, you have been warned by the Massiah even before his "immaculation", but once again you (stupid Americans) didn't listen. I mean, he said it himself in one of his past verbal cabals:
"...the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. Says what the states can't do to you. Says what the federal government can't do to you, but doesn't say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf."

And since you elected him with a sweeping 50.1% majority, you said yes to the "mommy state playbook" that Obama feels was left out of that "flawed document" we American idiots call The Constitution. And now that Obama Momma has made the decision for you, just like a mommy should, you don't like it? Well, boo hoo! You need to go see the doctor! You're just too stupid to figure it out. Everyone does! You know why? Because, thanks to this fantastic piece of... legislature, NOW IT'S THE LAW. And it doesn't matter that we now have to print another trillion dollars and then pay for the rest of this socialist blabbery with tax hikes in a recession. And it especially doesn't matter that you now HAVE TO BUY INSURANCE OR ELSE YOU'LL BE FINED, because now you can keep your 26 year old "child" on your Medicaid family plan even if they're richer then Bill Gates. And no, people won't take advantage of that, because we are so honest. Oh, and it doesn't matter that the way they passed this bill is more slimy then when Peter Veinkmann ran into... well... Slimer. All that matters is that Obama promised change and that's what you got! Ha! If I was Obama, I'd give Rahm Emanuel a high five! I mean, after all, Rahmbo isn't the infamous "sauna dealer" for nothing. Oh wait...
"Obama watched the vote in the White House's Roosevelt Room with Vice President Joe Biden and dozens of aides, exchanged high fives with Rahm Emanuel...", says the AP. Ok, good. Any man, who feels so passionate about getting his political agenda done that he will intimidate colleagues while at the steam room in the buff, deserves a high five.
So just remember this America! A few years from now, when your even more broke and the deficit hits some new trillion mark (that you didn't even know existed, because all the emeralds in Oz and Ali Baba's treasure combined couldn't actually amount to that much money), you'll be happy to know that you'll be able to go see a crappy government doctor that you'll have to wait an hour and a half for who'll prescribe Asprin to heal your brain tumor.
Thank you, o great Obamassiah! I can't wait to see what's next!