Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I'll smack the Biden right out of you!

Did someone ever annoy you to the point of where if they spew one more stupid thing, you feel that urge? The urge to smack some sense into an ignoramus. Lately, every time I hear Joe Biden yap some new blatant stupidity, I get that urge... For instance, i got the urge this morning whilst reading my breakfast share of the news. Time and time again, Joe Shmoe has proven to us that moronic stupidity in a person really goes hand and hand with pent up arrogance. Today's example was no different.
"It's a simple proposition to us: Everyone is entitled to adequate medical health care," tells Joe 'big f-ing deal' Biden to Aaron Task of Newsmakers.
Yes folks, it is lines like that, that fires up the urge in me to just want to smack Biden on his Klingon shaped, dome head and yell "Where does it say that Joe, you Marxist scumbag? Where does it say that everyone is entitled to your crappy nationalized health care cabal?!"
But then I take a deep breath and realize that that is the mindset of a typical Progressive Socialists. A common device of Progressive Socialists and Progressive Marxists is to guilt you into accepting their Commy legislative agenda by telling you what is "the right thing to do". it doesn't matter that its the right thing for them and not for you, but in the end those people really don't care about anything except their own skin.
And it also pointless to try and explain to a Progressive Socialist that the Constitution does not mention anything about everyone being entitled to Healthcare coverage, for a reason. The reason is that Nationalization of a sector that big is unconstitutional.
"You right wing bastards! how dare you say that helping people is unconstitutional?! " is along the lines of some bleeding heart bullcrap that a liberal would spew out at you if you bought up a point such as this. But don't worry, because it is just a part of that guilt device that the Left uses to get their way.
The tenth amendment states - 'The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." See that Joe? If it's not in the constitution then you can't meddle with it. Its the states right not the Fed's. If Joe would have bothered to actually read the Constitution, he would notice that that "minimum power to the Fed" thing is an ongoing theme of that document. In fact, i do believe that we even had a little war here a few years ago over that "States rights" thing. But Joe might have missed that too.
"If you call that a 'redistribution of income' -- well, so be it. I don't call it that. I call it just being fair -- giving the middle class taxpayers an even break that the wealthy have been getting." Well Joe, when you take peoples money that they earned, by force and give it to the people that haven't earned it because you think that they deserve it more, then you are "redistributing wealth". You're taking it from one people and REDISTRIBUTING it to other people. But Biden call it just "being fair"... And to him, it is.
So I leave you with a quote from someone else that thought along the same lines as Biden:

"We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens." - Adolf Hitler.

Monday, March 22, 2010

I am Obama that healeth thee!

"For I will restore health unto thee, & will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the Lord" Jer. 30:17a


That's right, folks! Just as the mighty healing hand of God, Obama's new health care bill has swept America with 'biblical' change. An overwhelming 2 vote surplus has made this 'historic' legislature, that is comparable only to some random European Progressive Socialist poppycock agenda, a 'almost' law. All we need now is to spend more tax money for congress to argue about this thing some more and then for Obama to give his Herby Hancock and BAM!
"For the first time in our nation’s history, Congress has passed comprehensive health care reform. America waited a hundred years and fought for decades to reach this moment. " says Obama. You hear that?! We "fought for decades to reach this moment"!

So don't you all feel stupid?.. I thought that by now, you (my fellow Stupid American friends), have learned your lesson. You can't stop Obama's "mommy state", so stop trying! While you thought you were the majority sentiment of the country that felt like something was being crammed down your throats, you were all wrong! Your elected officials know better then you what you want. Isn't that why you elected them? Isn't that why congressional approval ratings are soaring in high teens? The "people" have spoken and they said "yay"! Oh, yes they did! Well... Actually... ok, here's what happened... As I recall, you have been warned by the Massiah even before his "immaculation", but once again you (stupid Americans) didn't listen. I mean, he said it himself in one of his past verbal cabals:
"...the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. Says what the states can't do to you. Says what the federal government can't do to you, but doesn't say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf."

And since you elected him with a sweeping 50.1% majority, you said yes to the "mommy state playbook" that Obama feels was left out of that "flawed document" we American idiots call The Constitution. And now that Obama Momma has made the decision for you, just like a mommy should, you don't like it? Well, boo hoo! You need to go see the doctor! You're just too stupid to figure it out. Everyone does! You know why? Because, thanks to this fantastic piece of... legislature, NOW IT'S THE LAW. And it doesn't matter that we now have to print another trillion dollars and then pay for the rest of this socialist blabbery with tax hikes in a recession. And it especially doesn't matter that you now HAVE TO BUY INSURANCE OR ELSE YOU'LL BE FINED, because now you can keep your 26 year old "child" on your Medicaid family plan even if they're richer then Bill Gates. And no, people won't take advantage of that, because we are so honest. Oh, and it doesn't matter that the way they passed this bill is more slimy then when Peter Veinkmann ran into... well... Slimer. All that matters is that Obama promised change and that's what you got! Ha! If I was Obama, I'd give Rahm Emanuel a high five! I mean, after all, Rahmbo isn't the infamous "sauna dealer" for nothing. Oh wait...
"Obama watched the vote in the White House's Roosevelt Room with Vice President Joe Biden and dozens of aides, exchanged high fives with Rahm Emanuel...", says the AP. Ok, good. Any man, who feels so passionate about getting his political agenda done that he will intimidate colleagues while at the steam room in the buff, deserves a high five.
So just remember this America! A few years from now, when your even more broke and the deficit hits some new trillion mark (that you didn't even know existed, because all the emeralds in Oz and Ali Baba's treasure combined couldn't actually amount to that much money), you'll be happy to know that you'll be able to go see a crappy government doctor that you'll have to wait an hour and a half for who'll prescribe Asprin to heal your brain tumor.
Thank you, o great Obamassiah! I can't wait to see what's next!