A day without illegal foreign nationals

May 1st is a date with many meanings.... Obviously, the beginning of the month of May... To the Celts it meant the end of the winter... To the Soviets it meant "Communist Labor Day"... And in 2006 this day became yet another 'historical" date. I speak of none other then "The Day Without Immigrants". Yet another homage to ignorance and disrespect that has been shown towards our country and it's laws, by the illegals.
"Organizers say the goal of today's "Day Without Immigrants" is to show the role immigrants play in the nation's economy -- both in keeping it going by providing inexpensive labor and in contributing to it with the money they spend in this country. The Pew Hispanic Center study estimates there are about 12 million "unauthorized migrants" working in the United States, which is almost five percent of the civilian labor force.", says Laura Marquez of ABC news in an article published on 5/1/06.
Wow... Where do I start?.. A day without an immigrant? Really? Try, a day without an illegal foreign national. Better yet, try : a day without illegal Mexican foreign nationals. There it is in a nutshell. Folks, I am. once again appalled at the way this issue has been treated by the Latino immigrant community. For some reason, it is OK to be an ignorant racist when it comes to modern day immigration issues. Being an immigrant myself, I was taken back by the sheer audacity of a "celebration" such as this. Once again, the true colors of the illegal immigration lobby come out to shine. And these are the colors of ignorance. I'm an immigrant and I don't support this stupidity! How much of a pompous moron do you have to be to not see a problem with the fact that the "immigrants" in this instance are nothing but a swarm of illegal Latino foreign nationals? These people are so egotistic that they feel that the Latino immigrants are the only worthy immigrant group since they feel that it's OK to speak for all immigrants. People, who by a large part sneak into this country illegally, avoid and disrespect the law, never pay taxes, don't want to learn English and for the most part don't do anything to become Naturalized and legal citizens of the US
I'm sorry, but it's my strong belief that it must be an immigrants top prerogative to assimilate into the culture they live in now. And yes, there is a way to do that without loosing your heritage. If you are really immigrating, you must embrace your new home or else why did you come here in the first place? and the "it's so hard to become a citizen" excuse is washed out. There are countless opportunities for people to become legalized. From immigration lawyers to visa raffles, the possibilities for Naturalization are a plenty.
Well, I guess there's something about May 1st that rings in the minds of the Latino community. Maybe it's the whole Communist influence that was brought there in the 1930 by Trotsky and later by such 'heroes" as Che and Fidel Castro.
Just as I thought this issue couldn't become any more of a pathetic circus, today more protests "swept" the nation in opposition to the Arizona law. And you know what? I am appalled as well. I am appalled that there actually had to be a legislation passed that made it a law to enforce another legislation. I'm appalled that that pathetic joke for a Mexican President, Felipe Calderon actually had the frijoles to come out and speak out against a law that had to be put in place because of his inexcusable lack of action to quell this problem and the pathetic state of Mexico's affairs that brought on this issue in the first place. Or should we be reminded that up until very recently, Mexican law carried a 10 year mandatory sentence for any illegal immigrants? That is immigrants who are in Mexico illegally.
So i have an idea. Since boycotts are becoming so popular (eg. the boycotts proposed against Arizona) I call for a boycott of Mexico. And we should continue this boycott until President Felipe is held responsible for the raging drug cartels in his country, responsible for countless murders of Americans as well as his own citizens on both sides of the border. And all of us immigrants who feel that illegal immigration is unacceptable and insulting to the country you immigrate to should let it be known to the illegal immigration lobby in the Latino community that we do not stand with them and find their actions disrespectful to this country.

бог не фраер

For the past few days an old Russian proverb has been rattling around in my head. In the "old country" we used to say "бог не фраер" meaning "God is no showoff"(literal translation). The context is something along the lines of "God is watching so eventually everyone gets what they deserve".
Let me bring to your attention example A.
This morning, whilst assimilating another heap of stupidity from "Good Day LA", I couldn't help but revamp the old proverb in my head,. As i watched Barbera Boxer spill her fill of poppycock about how she is the right candidate for the job of governor because she wants to "cut spending" and "create jobs", I tried to stay calm and drink my coffee...
I mean, in my mind I was yelping "Wow! Really Barb? Is that what you're going to do? What a new and exciting concept! Because I thought that what we need to do is increase spending and destroy jobs?!", But on the outside, I tried to stay reserved.
Sorry folks, I know I shouldn't get so fired up about yet another career bureaucrat citing their standard political bullcrap lexicon handbook but I just can't shake the feeling of utter disgust with Soviet style Progressives such as Barbera Boxer. It's like she's fresh from the floor of the Politburo circa 1965.
Just when i thought, in the words of Popeye, "That's all I can stans and i can't stans no more", someone asked about... Shhhh!.. The Tea Party... Oy Vey. Steve Edwards! ! I still can't believe that you brought this up! Aren't you aware that the Administration's "general propaganda policy on this issue is "discredit this movement by calling it nonsense and extremism and hope it goes away"?
Well, Boxer had a prepared (pardon the cheese) verbal rope-a-dope for that question as well. As Boxer yapped some malarkey about how she also supports fiscal discipline and carries a copy of the constitution in her pocket, the feed broke, leaving a frozen, dimwitted image of Barb in mid-kvetch.
Well, isn't it ironic, don't you think?..
Now let me bring your attention to example B.
The Census.
Aah, yes, good old census. An official registration of the number of the people, the value of their estates, and other general statistics of a country. And what better opportunity for the progressives to redistrict the country by adding illegal population to the census count. And why not? It's common knowledge that illegals, in majority, support the left. It's not like the right is going to support giving amnesty to illegal foreign nationals any time soon. Well, I guess it's a bit ironic that the census count is so low for the 5 main states struggling with illegal immigration (including California), that they're on the verge of loosing seats. I guess the same ignorant and nonchalant attitude that most illegals today have toward the Naturalization policies of this country , worked against the Progressives and their agenda in this instance. Many a-time have I heard the excuse "Well, they stay illegal because they need to be under the radar so that they don't get deported." But that argument seems frivolous when you take in the fact that there hasn't been one case of people being deported while trying to become Naturalized and go through the system properly. Well, I suppose the progressives didn't gather that the illegals would also want to stay under the radar for the census. Whoops! Maybe ignorance isn't always bliss.
I can go on all day, but the lesson is this: every time I hear some new progressive socialist agenda that makes me want to tear my hair out, I must remember the proverb. it reminds me to have faith in the fact that God is fair and sooner or later things work out right. Some times sooner then later, some times... Well, you know what I'm saying. God is no showoff.

But then, some times, things need a bit of a proverbial "kick in the ass" to jump start the whole machine of real change. Hence the need for the Tea Party.

I'll smack the Biden right out of you!

Did someone ever annoy you to the point of where if they spew one more stupid thing, you feel that urge? The urge to smack some sense into an ignoramus. Lately, every time I hear Joe Biden yap some new blatant stupidity, I get that urge... For instance, i got the urge this morning whilst reading my breakfast share of the news. Time and time again, Joe Shmoe has proven to us that moronic stupidity in a person really goes hand and hand with pent up arrogance. Today's example was no different.
"It's a simple proposition to us: Everyone is entitled to adequate medical health care," tells Joe 'big f-ing deal' Biden to Aaron Task of Newsmakers.
Yes folks, it is lines like that, that fires up the urge in me to just want to smack Biden on his Klingon shaped, dome head and yell "Where does it say that Joe, you Marxist scumbag? Where does it say that everyone is entitled to your crappy nationalized health care cabal?!"
But then I take a deep breath and realize that that is the mindset of a typical Progressive Socialists. A common device of Progressive Socialists and Progressive Marxists is to guilt you into accepting their Commy legislative agenda by telling you what is "the right thing to do". it doesn't matter that its the right thing for them and not for you, but in the end those people really don't care about anything except their own skin.
And it also pointless to try and explain to a Progressive Socialist that the Constitution does not mention anything about everyone being entitled to Healthcare coverage, for a reason. The reason is that Nationalization of a sector that big is unconstitutional.
"You right wing bastards! how dare you say that helping people is unconstitutional?! " is along the lines of some bleeding heart bullcrap that a liberal would spew out at you if you bought up a point such as this. But don't worry, because it is just a part of that guilt device that the Left uses to get their way.
The tenth amendment states - 'The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." See that Joe? If it's not in the constitution then you can't meddle with it. Its the states right not the Fed's. If Joe would have bothered to actually read the Constitution, he would notice that that "minimum power to the Fed" thing is an ongoing theme of that document. In fact, i do believe that we even had a little war here a few years ago over that "States rights" thing. But Joe might have missed that too.
"If you call that a 'redistribution of income' -- well, so be it. I don't call it that. I call it just being fair -- giving the middle class taxpayers an even break that the wealthy have been getting." Well Joe, when you take peoples money that they earned, by force and give it to the people that haven't earned it because you think that they deserve it more, then you are "redistributing wealth". You're taking it from one people and REDISTRIBUTING it to other people. But Biden call it just "being fair"... And to him, it is.
So I leave you with a quote from someone else that thought along the same lines as Biden:

"We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens." - Adolf Hitler.

I am Obama that healeth thee!

"For I will restore health unto thee, & will heal thee of thy wounds, saith the Lord" Jer. 30:17a


That's right, folks! Just as the mighty healing hand of God, Obama's new health care bill has swept America with 'biblical' change. An overwhelming 2 vote surplus has made this 'historic' legislature, that is comparable only to some random European Progressive Socialist poppycock agenda, a 'almost' law. All we need now is to spend more tax money for congress to argue about this thing some more and then for Obama to give his Herby Hancock and BAM!
"For the first time in our nation’s history, Congress has passed comprehensive health care reform. America waited a hundred years and fought for decades to reach this moment. " says Obama. You hear that?! We "fought for decades to reach this moment"!

So don't you all feel stupid?.. I thought that by now, you (my fellow Stupid American friends), have learned your lesson. You can't stop Obama's "mommy state", so stop trying! While you thought you were the majority sentiment of the country that felt like something was being crammed down your throats, you were all wrong! Your elected officials know better then you what you want. Isn't that why you elected them? Isn't that why congressional approval ratings are soaring in high teens? The "people" have spoken and they said "yay"! Oh, yes they did! Well... Actually... ok, here's what happened... As I recall, you have been warned by the Massiah even before his "immaculation", but once again you (stupid Americans) didn't listen. I mean, he said it himself in one of his past verbal cabals:
"...the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. Says what the states can't do to you. Says what the federal government can't do to you, but doesn't say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf."

And since you elected him with a sweeping 50.1% majority, you said yes to the "mommy state playbook" that Obama feels was left out of that "flawed document" we American idiots call The Constitution. And now that Obama Momma has made the decision for you, just like a mommy should, you don't like it? Well, boo hoo! You need to go see the doctor! You're just too stupid to figure it out. Everyone does! You know why? Because, thanks to this fantastic piece of... legislature, NOW IT'S THE LAW. And it doesn't matter that we now have to print another trillion dollars and then pay for the rest of this socialist blabbery with tax hikes in a recession. And it especially doesn't matter that you now HAVE TO BUY INSURANCE OR ELSE YOU'LL BE FINED, because now you can keep your 26 year old "child" on your Medicaid family plan even if they're richer then Bill Gates. And no, people won't take advantage of that, because we are so honest. Oh, and it doesn't matter that the way they passed this bill is more slimy then when Peter Veinkmann ran into... well... Slimer. All that matters is that Obama promised change and that's what you got! Ha! If I was Obama, I'd give Rahm Emanuel a high five! I mean, after all, Rahmbo isn't the infamous "sauna dealer" for nothing. Oh wait...
"Obama watched the vote in the White House's Roosevelt Room with Vice President Joe Biden and dozens of aides, exchanged high fives with Rahm Emanuel...", says the AP. Ok, good. Any man, who feels so passionate about getting his political agenda done that he will intimidate colleagues while at the steam room in the buff, deserves a high five.
So just remember this America! A few years from now, when your even more broke and the deficit hits some new trillion mark (that you didn't even know existed, because all the emeralds in Oz and Ali Baba's treasure combined couldn't actually amount to that much money), you'll be happy to know that you'll be able to go see a crappy government doctor that you'll have to wait an hour and a half for who'll prescribe Asprin to heal your brain tumor.
Thank you, o great Obamassiah! I can't wait to see what's next!

The trouble with Nigerians...

I still recall an anecdote from the "old country" that goes something like this:

Someone told a joke at the zoo and all the animals laughed except the giraffe. Three days later the giraffe starts cracking up. He just got it. Sound takes time to travel.

If you're not rolling with laughter and soiling your self, don't feel bad. That one is from 4th grade. But watching the news about Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the now infamous Nigerian "would be" bomber, forced my mind to resurrect that anecdote. Except, the giraffe is us. How big of a proverbial kick in the groin will it take for Professor Obamassiah to start rethinking his approach, or the lack there of, toward homeland security? Not that I don't have faith in Janet Napolitano, who disturbingly resembles Glenn Shadix (the actor who played Otho in Beetle Juice). I mean she does take up space... She does have a flat top... So if she says nothing is wrong, then I have to believe that some known radical sociopath trying to blow up a plane over US soil is just minor stuff. I mean, Obama knows best, so if it takes him almost a week to respond to this it must be fairly unimportant. I mean, it took him eight months to name a TSA chief, so a week is penuts. The system works!.. But then I turn on the news this morning and a chill runs down my spine....

I see the President and he's not on Oprah, so I know something is wrong.

"A systemic failure has occurred, and I consider that totally unacceptable," Obama says.

But how? Gestapo Janet just told us everything is kosher...

"Had this critical information been shared, it could have been compiled with other intelligence and a fuller, clearer picture of the suspect would have emerged," he said. "The warning signs would have triggered red flags and the suspect would have never been allowed to board that plane for America."

fhew!... Im glad Professor O was there to break it down for me as to what should have happened. But.....

"I have ordered government agencies to give me a preliminary report Thursday about what happened...I will insist on accountability at every level!.."

Yes, Mister President, heads must roll!!!! Now you're cooking with gas! But where do we start? Do we go to Napolitano and hold her accountable for unexcusable neglect of obvious "red flags" and gaps in her agency's execution of set policies? Or maybe we should start at the top of the "system" (since this is a systemic failiure) and hold the President accountable for putting the country in danger by his obvious neglect and downplaying of radical Anti-western-ism, in the form of radical Islam, that is sweeping the globe? Which, just like Fascism and Communism before it, is just an excuse for the under-developed to blame their shortcomings on the more well off. But wait! I got it!!! The CIA is responsible! I mean it's their job to report these things, right? It's not like their agency's morale has been flushed down the toilet by the "water boarding" witch hunt earlier this year. Besides, it seems to be a common policy for this administration to bash a particular group and then expect their full cooperation immediately after, such as Obama's outburst against the 'fat-cat bankers'.

It's cool. The President had ordered a full panel inquiry, so as soon as he gets all the right advisers together and they tell Barry what to do and how to wipe his you-know-what, we'll be safe again. So just like the mighty giraffe, we'll get it. It might just take a while and maybe a few successful attacks... But we'll do something about this!!!! Barry said so! So let's just blame Bush and ramble on.

Not Another Nobel Peace Prize

A great honor has been bestowed on our Messiah today. Obama has joined the likes of Michail Gorbachev and Yassar Arafat in the annals of Nobel this morning. As some of us may have heard over the wire, the Stockholm based Nobel Committee, has awarded Obama with the Nobel Peace Prize for "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." And of course, after the historic, rhetoric UN summit, Obama is well deserving of the prize, especially since the Nobel committee recognized Obama's efforts to solve complex global problems including working toward a world free of nuclear weapons. The "hope" is that the selection would be viewed as "support and a commitment for Obama.", said Aagot Valle, a lawmaker for the Socialist Left party who joined the committee this year.
Now some would call this situation pathetic, since Obama was nominated for the prize, amongst over 200 other applicants(the most ever) back on February 1, not even two weeks after he took office. Some would say that the committee has become a mockery of itself, since it is now filled with a bunch of bias Socialists and has made a joke out of the Nobel Prize in the past decade by awarding a PEACE prize to a man (Arafat) who invented airplane hijacking and a former Soviet dictator(Gorbachev). Not to mention Algore for his never ending efforts in pursuing a junk science and to Carter for being a senile liberal douche.
Now, I might have become too cynical in my ladder years, but any time a socialist talks about peace and nuclear disarmament, it makes me want to gag. Why, you ask? Well, growing up in the USSR, mainly under the Socialist reign of a former Nobel Peace Prize winner, I can't help but recall the "we're for peace" and "no nukes" B.S. that was force fed to us on a daily basis by the Soviet propaganda machine. Socialists and Communists always seem to be all for peace. It's just that their definition of peace is a bit different from us, the un-indoctrinated.
Well, I can go on about how pathetic it is that the Nobel Committee has become so obvious in their bias toward frenzy boasted popularity of a man who hasn't done the things he was awarded for, when selected or ever. Or the fact that a peace prize has been awarded(in the past decade) to people who's names are synonymous with war, oppression, terrorism and conjured, alarmist lies. But I won't. I'll just agree with Obama when he says "I don't feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many of the transformative figures who have been honored by this prize"

All I have to say to this is, it was one of my childhood dreams to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Instead, I'd rather ACTUALLY DO something noble for peace.

BEHOLD! He hath spoken!

That's right boys and girls, our president once again looking presidential. This time at a historic U.N. summit where historic things have taken a historic turn into rhetoric. As many of you, not blind to the world, know, Obama gave a giant kiss to the U.N. in a form of one of his verbal cabals. From multiple references to the "regime change" in the US (the "I'm not Bush" b.s.) to how we should disarm and all be merry, with the trademark swinging of the head from left to right with every sentence fragment spewed, Obama has delivered yet another whopper for the Obamaphiles.
"The historic resolution we just adopted enshrines our shared commitment to a goal of a world without nuclear weapons," Obama said immediately after the vote to "lock down all vulnerable nuclear materials within four years".
The type writer wielding monkeys must have been up for weeks compiling that speech. And no, I am not being racist, for all you soft hearted folks. The monkey analogy is reminiscent of a Soviet Physics book written by M. Perelman, in the 30's. There he states that according to the chaos theory (no, not the one from "Jurassic Park") if you give a couple of monkeys , typewriters and teach them to hit the keys at random, they will eventually write everything that has ever been or will be written... And so on... Now that we're past that... The monkeys have been working overtime on this one. And why not? The U.S. is up in rotation to hold the council presidency this month and Obama was the first American president to preside over a Security Council summit. El Presidente got to do a couple of fun things like calling the meeting into session and announcing that "the draft resolution has been adopted unanimously.", with Michelle Obama behind him, drooling with satisfaction. I guess she's finally proud to be an American.
Now that we've wiped the tears of joy and pride in our leader out of our eyes and done crapping our pants with infantile satisfaction , lets see if reality will descend upon us light, like a feather or hard, like a dump truck. So we're all in agreement about no nukes. We must fully regulate all weapons grade nuclear material in the next four years (with a wand swiftly pulled right out of Joe Biden's ass) and disarm and so on. Oh yeah, and we can't attack someone who doesn't have nukes according to China, oh yeah and we're in agreement to "untie the knots" of nations seeking nuclear non-proliferation according to Russia...
I'm glad we agree with our formerly Communist and currently Communist "friends". Don't worry folks, it will all be ok, 'cause states without nuclear weapons are guaranteed access to peaceful nuclear technology for electricity generation.
Wait a minute... Something smells rotten in the state of Denmark... So countries that don't have nukes will get the technology to make nukes? and yes, you can still make nukes even if the reactor is not "Capable" of making weapons grade fission material. Because as much as we want to trust in that shiny thought, we can't escape the laws of physics. All they would need to do would be to expand the centrifuge and keep the plutonium brewing a bit longer and whala! You go from 3% enriched for "electricity" purposes, to 93% and they got them some "NUKULIR" weapons grade jambalaya.
So, to sum things up, everyone agrees. We're committed to dropping our trousers, Russia is in agreement that we should "untie the knots" for states looking for Nuclear Non-proliferation and China is in agreement that we shouldn't hit countries with no known nukes (since all countries are so forthcoming about their nukes in the first place).
**brakes screeching**
Umm... What are we in agreement about? Screw it, it doesn't matter, because Obama got to do historic things today at the U.N. The only missed opportunity for Obama was that he forgot to pitch some t-shirts to the crowd to raise money for his 2012 campaign, which, from the sound of the rhetoric he's already running.